Utah’s New Slogan

Utah has uveiled it’s new state slogan: “Life Elevated”.

ohhh……kaaaaay.

Today in the Salt Lake Tribune Paul Rolly has a piece called“New slogan should slow things a bit”.

In it he outlines the top 10 alternative slogans discussed amongst his acquaintances:

Thinking outside the box: In conversations with a few media types, some alternative state slogans were tossed about. Here are the top 10:
l Land of the Wives
l The Heterosexual State
l Ain’t No Monkeys Here
l No Rich Child Left Behind
l The Special Session State
l Home of Orrin Hatch
l Run, Merrill, Run
l Where Democrats Aren’t Allowed
l Bring Your Guns
l Where the Fish Whirl

Part of the Plan also has a piece on the new slogan.
More appropiate would have been: “Utah! Where Ideas Converge Because Difference Of Opinion Is Prohibited”